We played about 20 minutes of this game. Please don't make us play more.
How to explain? Okay, do you know Pac-Man? You remember your friend Pac-Man?
Imagine he was covered in butter. He's covered in butter, and the ghosts chasing him have formed a conga line. They're in a night club with neon lights.
If that sounds appealing to you, you should consider playing Pac-Man Championship Edition DX+.
There doesn't seem to be a meaningful progression or end point to this game, so we're marking it complete.
I'm done, okay? I'm finished. Leave us to our misery.