What is the Calamity Zone?

The Calamity Zone refers to a collective of individuals collaborating on a singular external identity, designated Hecate or Monster Zero. In other words, it's an abstraction by which we communicate plural identity.

Eh, how else can we put this. Have you, like, seen Voltron?

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Name: Shirley Adora Waston
Age: 27
Object Class: Safe
Description: A little old to be a junior detective. Specializes in cold cases and cold cut sandwiches. Wants to know what you call a deer with no eyes.
Favorite Drink: Cape Cod
Favorite Donut: Vanilla Sprinkle

* Smells like gum and gumption.
Name: Agnès Misery Oblige
Age: 27...?
Object Class: Euclid
Description: Princess of the Calamity Zone. Portends darkness in your future. Don't ask about the demon sealed in her right arm.
Favorite Drink: Dark & Stormy
Favorite Donut: Cream-filled Glaze

* Smells like cranberries and baby powder.
Name: Wolf Avarice Southclaw
Age: 30
Object Class: Euclid
Description: The demon sealed in Agnès's right arm. Actual embodiment of greed. Wants to know what the fuck you're looking at.
Favorite Drink: Pinot Noir
Favorite Donut: Apple Cider

* Smells like candy cigarettes and capguns.
Name: Amariss von Karma, Queen of Evil Dragons
Age: "I lost count after the eighth century or so."
Object Class: Thaumiel
Description: Venusian prophetess, predictions 80% accurate. Only almost as scary as she seems.
Favorite Drink: Old Fashioned
Favorite Donut: Old Fashioned

* Smells like petrichor and rock salt.